April 2012
The awkward moment when you see an old friend →
wowfunniestposts:
expectation:
reality:
“That’s what”
– she (via stumphiatus)
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queefjerkey:
my hidden talent is letting all of my homework and other obligations pile up until the very last minute so i can crack under the pressure and have a mental breakdown
Today sucked. Everyone at school is so stupid. 18 more school days until I never have to see them again.
anonymous strangers on the internet care more about my feelings than my friends in real life
thesweetlittledudes:
do you ever just look at whose birthday it is on facebook and you have absolutely no idea who they are
Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20
Me: What
me: ends up feeling bad for the serial killer or villain instead of the victim
franks-titty:
franks-titty:
so my science teacher was talking to a kid and they were having a causal conversation. but me butting in, i heard her say
“i cant swim and i can’t dance” so i immediately stood up and interrupted their conversation saying
and you don’t know karate. face it, your never gonna make it
no one talked to me for the rest of the day
when did this get 500 notes wha t
underfag:
I’d rather be a guy but the only reason why that is is because I want to be in a successful band and most bands with girls in them are either shit or under-appreciated oops
cubic1es:
if mondays were shoes they’d be crocs
joydivsion:
i’m so annoying i actually annoy myself sometimes
stephendontgomez:
THE BEST OF US CAN FIND HAPPINESS IN MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISERY
crappypunkcock:
my cousin calls me a goth because blink are my favourite band and blink are “heavy metal”
the heaviest thing blink have is tom
moord:
i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly
larrdy:
I sometimes forget that I like MCR so I laugh at people who like MCR
When girls overdose on makeup...
